Meet our brave guard cat Kozmo - we do not need a big scary dog to protect our house. We have The Koz, Kosmo Kramer the former alley cat turned guard cat. With a plentiful supply of toys and freshly served food (twice a day) this fierce cat keeps our home safe while we are away. There is not an ant or fly this cat likes. His method of defense is to corner the perp and wound it. Then after it is no longer able to flee he watches it suffer. As it lies on the floor he watches it struggle to its demise.
Unfortunately it ends there. This great protector is not able to carry the same methods over to larger intruders. Mice, well they are quite safe in our household. The Koz (as I often refer to him) allows them to run free, more times than not will seemingly escort them from room to room. So it seems anyway. He lives for the chase, but just cannot finish them off. And as for human intruders, oh boy what a fighter. When people come into our home, Kozmo runs for the basement. Upon contact with people this great defender lets out a great growl and when they pet him he defends himself by releasing his toxic cat fur. Great one Kozmo.
Well I not sure if I have made a strong case for a guard cat or not, but the one we have sure does give a good laugh for the wife and I. Don't worry Kozmo you keep up your end of the deal and I will keep mine - you are safe with us.
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